All i want for Christmas is Santa's bad boy list

Save the earth (Its the only planet with chocolate)

The reason people like me need medication is becuase of people like u

This read to tryin for you at laugh n back sit I where point the is this (Now read it backwords)

If you can read this thank your teacher.

Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times you make it rise

Sorry boys!! the only thing i blow are kisses

I'm 98% beautiful and 2% crazy, or is it the other way around

I'm not smiling at you... I'm trying not to laugh