Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a pissing me off problem

Friends + All those moments = "You just had to be there..."

Teddies don't hug back...but sometimes they're all you've got

It becomes too late for those who wait

"...Hey you might wanna stop...people are starting to talk."

"Good. Soon they will progress to cave drawings, and civilization will be on its way."

If nominated, i will not run
if elected, i will not serve

Never regret what once made you smile

To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone dieing of thirst

When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done