"Hang on, give me a tissue." *wipes at my face* "NOO, it's not coming off!"

"It's mascara...it doesn't come off!"

School's out,
Scream and shout,
New journal time
For this pen of mine,
Wear a skirt,
It won't hurt,
No shirt, no shoes,
Nothing to lose,
Dance and cheer,
Summer's here!

IDK, my BFF Jill?

Aww, I missed you! Hang on, I'm not done missing you...can you leave for a bit longer?

How can I miss you if you won't GO AWAY?!

Hope gives me something to do with my life.

"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the heel!"

*From U.S. History class*

"That is one ugly-ass dog!"

*I don't think anyone has yet to say this about a pooch, but until you've seen my keychain, don't doubt it. Thank you, Paul T!*

If you loved someone
And they broke your heart,
Don't give up, don't let it
Tear you apart.

When we can tie his hands behind his back, and tie a cloth over his mouth, and he can STILL talk, then we WILL have hit rock bottom.

**LOL, Kat and Luke**