You know the best way to ruin a relationship with your parents?

Take two Viagra and call me in the morning (or midnight!)

~~NOT MY IDEA~~

Oh my God, you're so short!

**LOL, Theatre kids!**

Barbie.com is the best website ever!

*LOL, Chris...you're soo my hero*

If I kissed Rikki after Rikki kissed Marcus, then that would be like a 3-way spit exchange. And I don't go for that. Marcus might. But I don't.

*Phone message from Pixie...LOL*

What the mind can do, the heart can do ten times better.

Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true.

--Glinda, from "Wicked"

When we can tie his hands behind his back, and tie a cloth over his mouth, and he can STILL talk, then we WILL have hit rock bottom.

**LOL, Kat and Luke**

If you loved someone
And they broke your heart,
Don't give up, don't let it
Tear you apart.

"That is one ugly-ass dog!"

*I don't think anyone has yet to say this about a pooch, but until you've seen my keychain, don't doubt it. Thank you, Paul T!*

"You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions written on the heel!"

*From U.S. History class*