Boy: Where's your paper bag?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl: Excuse me?
Boy: It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all
of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Now that I think about it... Who DID marry the Muffin Man?!

Comsumed by sorrow
Powerless to the dark
And hidden in the shadows
Aches my already broken heart

I'm the type of person that you can slit my throat and with my dying breath I'd say: "Sorry for bleeding on your shirt"

Don't be afraid of the dark... Be afraid of what it hides

Smile =)
No one blames a happy guy

Every angel has a shadow

Drink triple
See double
Act single

If Barbie is so popular... Why do you need to buy her friends?