Fire is fun ^.^ it make boom boom when you try to put it out with gas!

Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my heart

Gingerbread men:
A tasty holiday treat
Or a child's path way to canabilizem
You decide

Wishing only wounds the heart

Always eat you're greens, including carrots

Here I got you a flower
Sure, its not as pretty as you are
But its the thought that counts =)

We're sorry, but the light at the end of the tunnel is broken.

Get your eyes examined; if you don't need them, the optometrist will tell you.

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane

I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.