I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness" but it doesn't work.

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{^^} MinniE (''V'') MickEY [**]
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I really wanted to be perfect for you,
and i thought i wasn't,
then u told me that my jarred edges with yours
formed a perfect heart,
thanks for filling the gaps!

My four fav animals,
1) jaguar in the garage,
2) mink in the closet,
3) tiger in the bedroom and
4) a jackass to pay for it all... :)

There are two kinds of pedestrians, the quick and the dead

Rap is to music what paint-by-numbers is to art

I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Save Santa the trip... be naughty!

Toy boy,
boy toy,
toy for boy,
broken toy