You don't have to be crazy to work here,
you have to be criminally insane

ALCOHOL......HELPING UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID SINCE 1865

MARIJUANA..........PROUD SPONSORS OF UM...WE FORGET

AK47......WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MOFO IN THE ROOM

I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM......I GOT 2 HANDS BUT ONLY 1 MOUTH

NEVER MIND IT'S NEARLY XMAS

JOSEPH WAS OVERJOYED WITH HIS WIFE MARY'S IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ALTHOUGH HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS OF THE DONKEY
- FROM MY MATE CAI

I WAS GOING TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A WATCH THE OTHER DAY..........THEN I REMEMBERED THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE OVEN - MY MATE CAI

"I SEE" SAID THE BLIND MAN TO HIS DEAF DAUGHTER

TEQUILA........HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET LATELY