Just because God put it on the earth...

Doesn't give you the right to smoke it.

And on the 8th day God made the marching band.

They say geeks join band?

Ha!

Imagine the pathetic losers that don't...

Stop pretending to be smart, you're embarrassing yourself....

If obesity is such a problem, how come we still have super models?

You're doing it just to bother me...

...It's too bad that I'm highly tolerant.

I'm not that funny.
I'm not tall.
I'm not that smart.
I'm not that great.
I'm not that talented.
I'm not that strong.
I'm not the brave.
I am only human.

Why do fools fall in love?

What makes them fools?

Feeling feelings for someone who doesn't feel them back, that's what.

They call it the world because the Twilight Zone was tooken.

Fear may just be your imagination getting the best of you.