Me: just got out of the shower
bf: are u all clean now then?
me: everywhere accept the mind :)

I lie for you ill cry for you, you know this girl right here would die for you

idk where i got it from

(GINGERBREAD MAN) The perfect man: cute,quite,& sweet but If he goes stale you can always bite his head off

Im not short im fun sized!

I dont like your shirt take it off

*somethin i told a guy*

With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels

*from the movie FIGHT CLUB*

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick

*from the movie Fight Club*