Life is sexually transmitted.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'Mother In Law', they come out 'Woman Hitler'?

Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you.

- Left Eye.

Life is short. Death is long.

Do you ever look at yourself and wish you were different in every single way?

Do you ever wish you could wake up in the emergency room and have the doctors say:

"You're not going to make it."

Just so you could find out who really cares about you?

Theres a fine, fine line between love,
And a waste of time.

Kate - Avenue Q

Turn your thoughts from cold unfeeling light,
And listen to the music of the night.

-POTO

I kept six servants all my life,
They taught me all i knew,
Their names are what and where and when
and how and why and who.

-Rudyard Kipling

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

- Louis Hector Berlioz