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Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot.
-Sri Ramakrishna

Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear.
-Accius

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. -Henry Brooks Adams

Truth, justice, honor... none of thats worth shit What matters is people, & people arent honest, just or honorable Theyre petty & theyre angry & theyre afraid, & all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted, & what's truth to that?
-M. Clark

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them. -Seneca the Younger

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson

Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous and wrong. -Jon Margolis