Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot.
-Sri Ramakrishna

I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.
-Sir Laurence Olivier

Destiny is as destiny does. If you believe you have no control, then you have no control. -Wess Roberts

"Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?" –Douglas Adams

Committee- a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
-Fred Allen

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
-Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is spotless.
-John R. Rice

On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms.
-Douglas Adams

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten