People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't.
-Joss Whedon

“Illiterate? Write for help!” – Anonymous.

“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood.

“Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

“Home sweet home is far from this dump.”

“When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt

Friends are those who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are those that are sitting next to you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy [is]: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer

“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown.