Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself

My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore.

In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!

You caught my eye...Can I have it back please?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?