Friend1:whats wrong?
friend2:my underwear!!!
friend1:what about it???
friend2:its giving me a wedgie!!!
friend1:what kind is it?
friend2:a thong!!

If barbies soooo popular....then why do we have to buy her friends???

THE SKY,THIS GUY

Its true when a cat is pregant that they have mood swings!...i have tha scares to prove it!

I walked into a pole stairing strait at it!

true story!

YOU PPL SHOULD LIKE READ MY POEMS AND COMENT THEM AND ILL DO THE SAME 4 YOU!plz plz plz!

"i have to take a major yes"
as the french say it!...(weewee)

A good friend conferts you when you cry...
but a best friend already has a shovel to bury the *itch who made you cry in the first place!

A good friend helps you up when you fall...
but a best friend laughs and trips you again!

Roses are red
violets are blue
im over you
so boo flippen hoo