Are you ready for a good pounding, baby?

I dont bite...Unless your into that sorta thing

Oh yeah? I am gonna kick your nipples off!

Sometimes I get real depressed...Then I remember I have big boobs and it makes it all better.

People who dont know me
think I am quiet...
People who do
wish I was!

I called my boyfriend the wrong name. Now he thinks that I am cheating on him with a guy named....Edward.

When you ask me "How can you stand me" my answer will always be "I dont stand you, I love you."

---My boyfriend sent this to me in a text one day---

I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light

I have promised you the wind and the rain
If only you would leave my heart un-slain
I wanted to give you the whole universe
If only you hadn’t first left me accursed

Am I good enough for you?
Please tell me what is true
If I don’t pass your inspection
The cut will only deepen.