I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

It is a perfect year for apple juice...

Ky: Does gum count as a fruit?
Me: I dont know, I guess it depends on the flavor...
Ky: It was grape flavored...
Me: Then yes Ky, it HAS to count as a fruit

God loves you. So does Jesus. But less...

Im not santa...But you can still sit on my lap!

I'm a good girl...I just have a lot of bad habits.

NO! On the first day of school I am going to find a dark corner and stand there...alone. There will be other people standing in the dark corner...Alone and we will all chill, in the dark corner...Alone...together!

Dude...No...You sound like a stoned businessman.

Too blind from your love to see your lies

"Why?"

'OOOH!! Is that the letter of the day?!'