Quotes by oddi tea

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  • I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

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  • It is a perfect year for apple juice...

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  • Ky: Does gum count as a fruit?
    Me: I dont know, I guess it depends on the flavor...
    Ky: It was grape flavored...
    Me: Then yes Ky, it HAS to count as a fruit

    15 years ago
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  • God loves you. So does Jesus. But less...

    15 years ago
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  • Im not santa...But you can still sit on my lap!

    15 years ago
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  • I'm a good girl...I just have a lot of bad habits.

    15 years ago
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  • NO! On the first day of school I am going to find a dark corner and stand there...alone. There will be other people standing in the dark corner...Alone and we will all chill, in the dark corner...Alone...together!

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  • Dude...No...You sound like a stoned businessman.

    15 years ago
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  • Too blind from your love to see your lies

    15 years ago
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  • "Why?"

    'OOOH!! Is that the letter of the day?!'

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