What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss???

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

Dont tell me the sky's my limit, ive seen footprints on the moon!

Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!

Jerk: I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it!
Girl: You wear pants dont you???

Its funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces.

Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!!

Your just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!