Books hold knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is evil, evil leads to war, war leads to destruction, destruction leads to death. so if you read books u'll die. just a random thought from me and my friends. lol =)

People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss???

Writing and art are like prostitution, first you do it for love, then for a few close friends, then for money.

Life is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by the book, then you throw away the book and learn to play on your own.

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life???

Don't go near the water until you've learned how to swim...

Think about THAT one. lolz.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back???

A Stick.. duh.

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.