Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: You were listening to CANDY?!?!?!?!

haha. kinda sad that this actually happened.. only me and my friends... *shakes head and walks away* lolz

Its funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces.

Jerk: I dont know why you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it!
Girl: You wear pants dont you???

Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!

Dont tell me the sky's my limit, ive seen footprints on the moon!

People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!!

Bunnies are the best assissins, nobody ever suspects the bunnies, with their cute fluffy tails and their adorable little twitching noses... nobody ever suspects the bunnies... but the bunnies are evil... EVIL!!!

yea.. idk... i was bored i guess.. lolz.

What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss???

Writing and art are like prostitution, first you do it for love, then for a few close friends, then for money.

Life is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by the book, then you throw away the book and learn to play on your own.