Quotes by Twistd StoRY

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  • You know you got it bad when you wait 10 or more seconds after that one person hangs up. And if the phone rings later on you jump/run for it.

    16 years ago
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  • "a man as only as sick as his secrets"

    16 years ago
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  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
    --Buddha

    15 years ago
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  • "The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So... good luck figuring that out." Charlie Swan

    15 years ago
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  • I hope we last forever.
    (Too bad I said that when we were together..)

    15 years ago
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  • Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again - this is the brave and happy life.
    - J. E. Buckrose

    14 years ago
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  • Me:i dont know what to do, i still havent responded to his text yet.
    Bestie: Just think about it for awhile so your sure on what you want to say.
    Me:He just sent me a ?
    Bestie: Send an ! or , better yet send him a % that will really mess with his head.

    14 years ago
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  • Teacher: We should hide all of the toilet paper and bread thats in food lion. Wed have our whole town going crazy.
    Me & Friend: Can we sit with you in the parking lot & laugh with you?
    Teacher: As long as you help me hide all of the stuff.

    14 years ago
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  • U broke up with me, twice, over a 3 year period. Yet your the one who hasn't moved on! Stop loving me or stop breaking up with me!

    14 years ago
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  • Hoho: I dub thy twinkie
    Me:But I dnt like them
    Hoho:Ur not supposed 2 cuz thats called canabalism!
    (ilovehim.) =]

    14 years ago
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