Quotes by Twistd StoRY

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  • && im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

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  • Me:i stay trippin like my shoes untied
    bestie: u have on flip flops
    me: well.. i trip in those too

    14 years ago
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  • If only I knew math like I knew boys

    14 years ago
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  • Even If I went to talk to a therapist I couldn't tell them everything that's wrong with me, or they would have to turn you in.. which makes me feel even worse.

    14 years ago
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  • Me:Sent him 'Would you go with me' ringtone
    Him:Are you telling me to ask you out?
    Me:Haha
    Him:is that a yes?
    Me:was that you asking me out?
    Him: yes
    Me: then yes

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  • He's mad at me because I knew it all along, He's mad at me cause I knew he cheated first, which is why I cheated too.
    He's mad at me, when he should be mad at himself, I should be mad at him for thinking I was that stupid.

    14 years ago
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  • He called me stupid for thinking he wouldnt find out. But I guess he didnt realize, I wanted him to find out.

    14 years ago
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  • Him: if you want love how come you gave it up for me?
    Me: cause maybe I want to love you
    Him: :)

    14 years ago
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  • I dated you to stay close to him, in the end I broke your heart & we didn't even ever hang out with him..completely pointless.

    14 years ago
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  • He said:oh i got you
    I said:no you dont
    He said:oh i dont?
    I said:not until we're dating
    (We now go out :)

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