This makes me spit nickels... with inflation, quarters.

What is an unpractical joke?

If beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, then God must find us wonderfully beautiful.

Qualities take time to test them.

You learn best when you learn yourself... but you don't always want to learn that way.

God is and always has been broadcasting His message, we just have to fine tune ourselves to receive it.

The fool man waits for inspiration.
The wise man creates it.