**Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.**

-Maryon Pearson-

**A true friend never gets in your way unless you're going down**

-Arnold H. Glasgow-

**Guys are like port-o-potties. The good ones are taken and the bad ones are full of crap.**

-didn't make up-

**Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.**

-didn't make up-

This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

"And you think it"s hot here?"
-God

**If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.**

-didn't make up-