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Teachin mii frnd how 2 play scrabble:
me: u cant put uni all the way up there ... connect it with ears
fernando: wtf ... what is "uni's"!!!!????
me: lmao... two!!!!!!

........because uni means one ............

U make me throw up a little

--ii suck at lyf but iim wicked cool--

<=>ii wish mii lawn was emo, so iit wld cut itself<=>

Some days ur the bug ........ other days ur the windshield, and then the wipers come on

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

--simpsons

---lmao

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

--simpsons

Its not lyf until ur stuggling to live ...