Why is it the black men are always in jail, thats so racist....they should all be like the white men.
--OFFICE

Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
joe: you mean paraplegic??
--FAMILY GUY

**some argument in writing comp.**
girl 1: i wld spell it out for u if u knew how to read!
girl 2: then wtf are we in writing class for??!!
random voice: to write??

When i was 7 i'd play hide and seek
but no one would ever find me
now im not hiding
and i realize
there was no one looking for me

The best feelings are hard to describe

Together forever ... and never apart
maybe in distnace ... but never at heart

ii <3 P00hb3AR!!

Love gave me my fairytale

*MY* soul met *HiS* on our *L0V3Rz* lips

I love you -- these three words have my life in them

Other men have seen angels
but i have seen thee
&& thuo art enough