Just finished watching karate kid...Asians beware -_-

"i wanna get chocolate wasted"

When i was a kid i didnt wanna be a princess...i wanted to be a doctor so i could tell people they have diseases and put sticks down their throat

It's not that i hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water. i would drink the water.

U dont realize how much you need each of your fingers until they're wrapped in a band-aid n your tryin so hard not to get it wet

Phineas and ferb
stacy: its a bunny bear
its a cross between a bunny and a bear
get it?

Bonnie: i saw a deranged racoon
her mom: was it a rabbit?
bonnie: no..... it was a racoon

Kenny: u dun trampled my trust and lolly gagged all over our friendship....... watever that means

Guy: my dad loves his bike more than me
guy2: thats not true
guy: he wrote it on my birthday card

Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs