I feel comfortable in my corner

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me

Guy1:omg!
guy2:what happen?
guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

Dont you know that with all i have left
and my very last breath
i will call ur name
joey-sugarland

Sure, i can try... but i dont see how i can live without you

I love the way you randomly look at me from across the room
and for no appearant reason--smile

I cant even exaggerate
my life really does suck that much

15 minutes into lecture and 3 pages of notes later, he says "wait, let me start over"

I wish i knew what he was talking about without being critisized for not having a phD

When you left me
i didnt move
just in case you wanted to come back
you'll know where to find me