If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

I thought you were cool
until i looked in the mirror
and saw i was cooler

I hate walkin through smokers!
i wouldnt be able to tell if anything was on fire

Im going back to the place
where i first saw you
and until you come back to me
im not gonna move

My friend amy:
actually im in a good mood today. it doesnt come around very often so enjoy it while you can..but tomorrow is a diffrent day, so ill deal with ur mess then

Love no longer wishes to be regret
MY POEM::SONNET 1

Cause in each teardrop a weakness shows
And behind weakness pity grows
MY POEM::KEEP MOVING

I wish my life would shut up and get to the point

Im so messed up my psych. said "oh well"