That story was so beautiful it gave me gas :)

-- billy & mandy

Ur a special kind of stupid arent u

How many people have telekenetic powers raise my hand??

Little timmy had a drink and couldnt drink no more, for wat he though was H2O was H2So4 (sulfuric acid) -- lmao

-- fresh prince of bel air

Hey ... can anyone explain antibacterial soap??????? how clean can u get????

When i feel lame i always look up ... and ur always looking down at me ...

Im that girl sitting right behind you in class who is totally and completely in love with you ..... and your the guy who doesnt even know my name....

I hate you ...
and then i love you ...
its like i want to throw you off a cliff and then run to the bottom and catch you

-- not mine but totally qt!

Im in love with a guy whos amazing in every way
someone that every girl dreams about
yesterday he told me he loves me ...
like family
because im funny and different and real
so im having a funeral for my heart and everyones invited!!!

I've been falling for 4 years
i see the ground
but im waiting for you to swoop down and catch me
................. im still waiting