Absence makes the heart grow fonder; this is how we get stalkers

Dave: i believe we did evolve from monkies
me: u might b a monkey but im not
d: i think ur part monkey too
m: no im not!
d: well monkies r the closest thing 2 luk lik humans
m: well ur da closest thing 2 lukin like my a s s i bet u evolved into that

Hey ... can anyone explain antibacterial soap??????? how clean can u get????

Little timmy had a drink and couldnt drink no more, for wat he though was H2O was H2So4 (sulfuric acid) -- lmao

-- fresh prince of bel air

How many people have telekenetic powers raise my hand??

Ur a special kind of stupid arent u

That story was so beautiful it gave me gas :)

-- billy & mandy

Sometimes, you have to stay in the highest tower and wait for your prince. cuz wen he's tired and panting from climbing so high, he'll know its worth it when he sees you

What Everyone Really Needs Is A FREE HUG!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

What Everyone Really Needs Is A FREE HUG!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4

International FREE HUG day 7-7-07