Life has no guarantees-

But it will always be loved by me.

I'm not smiling at you...
I'm trying not to laugh.

MENtal breakdowns, MENstrational cramps, MENapause.

Haven't you noticed that most of woman's problems start with men?

You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall-
Is in love with me.

I don't want to dream about you
I don't want to think about you
I just want to love you-
Forever.

Do you believe in love at first sight-

Or do I have to walk by again?

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive-

Until I realized, suicide is a crime.

Your in my heart
Your in my mind
Your only the best-
And one of a kind.

Little Seaguls in the sky
Dropping things from way up high
Angry Kate wips her eye-
Very glad that cows don't fly.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...

God knows what they did up there, they came back with a daughter!