Talking is the *second* best thing you can do with you're lips...

Love is like quick sand...
Its easy to get in to..
But hard to get out of..

Blondes are lucky...

Brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid.

Loved by some.
Hated by many.
Envied by most-
Yet wanted by plenty.

Eagles may soar-
But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm..

But the late mouse gets the cheese.

None of us are virgins.

Life has screwed us all.

I didn't loose my brain.

I sold it on eBay.

God made mud..
God made dirt..
God made girls so guys could flirt.

If you're not living life on the edge-
Then you're taking up to much space.