I'm loved by one but hated by many more.

Before I met you I had broken wings and a dusty halo. But when I met you I flew for the first time.

-- My best friend Buni

Buni and I started off with the same guy but we worked up the food chain.

Your halo is held up by two horns.

-- My best friend Deli

You're an angel whose halo broke a long time ago.

My mind has bowel movements; quotes!

Of course you don't remember me, I'm nothing!

I like sports because of the balls.

Kill me. I dare you.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half our since you last ate.