If you loved me, you would've noticed the wounds long ago.

My hair is blue... again.

Be careful... I bite.

I'd kill this geek but he has no life.

The only reason you don't swim is because it's never been a half hour since you last ate.

I'd eat you but you're too high in fat.

Tu amabo pro multos annos venire
[I will love you for many years to come]

Good news; I don't need you anymore!

I envy those who cry.

I cry behind the eyes.