Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy

Your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk your pretty when im drunk and im pretty dayum drunk!

Today is anti abortion day so to the supporters stay silent and wear black and red

im a supporter!

Love isnt blind its retarted

It doesnt hurt me...you wanna feel how it feels?

Yes ima emo kid

She may be where he's at but im where he wants to be

I thought my boyfriend was my night in shining armor but hes just my dork in aluminum foil

She called me a B itch i said id rather be a b itch than look like a man!

Me: are u flippin me?

Princess: Like pancakes b itch!

dedicated to My friend steven aka Princess

Dedicated to chad herr

save the planet and go kill urself !!!!