In the beginning we told each other SECRETS....
In the end we told each other LIES...

Love.Kiss.Miss.Cry
The cycle of the 'I love you' lie

To say I was naked when I broke in would be a lie... I put on safty glasses

As I sit here at this desk
Seconds flow to minutes
Hour after selfish hour
I contemplate my death

I wish people who have trouble communicating would shut up- Tom Lehrer

I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enouh to find your way around Chinatown -Woody Allen

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed - Bertrand Russell

When people don't listen to you, and make up your answers in their heads, it's a bad sign.

"A blonde in my class asked our science teacher if it was true that the world was flat"...

off the web thought I'd share

"The Nile is located in Greece, isn't it?"
"No, ****, it's called Egypt"
"Oh, I always mix those two up"

Some class, somewhere, some girl said this....