Back stab me, And I'll Backhand you.

I'm never wrong.
I thought i was once.
I was mistaken.

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me perfect.
What the hell happened to you ?

Live fast.
Die young,
And leave a good looking corpse!

Man invented language to satisfy its deep need to complain.

We the unknown.
Do the unthinkable.
For the ungrateful.

Ive fallen into the dark void of life.
Hey a cheetoh!

When life gives you lemons.
Squirt the people you hate in the eye!

If i said i loved you that would be lying...right ?