It doesn't matter how long you've known him, all that matters is that he's had you smiling since day one.

I love how i can be a total dork around you and you still make me feel absolutely amazing

You make my heart melt like cheese on a quesadilla. <3

All the others looked at you like you were something to eat, but he looks at you like you're something to love.

~~not mine, but my best friend's, she said this to me :)

I fell in love with the liar who lied straight to my face that he would never lie to me.

There's only so many sad songs you can play before you have to hit the repeat button

Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority? Sarcasm. My anti-drug.

Prepare to cower before my invicible powers of irony and sarcasm.

It's the friends that you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

We're not perfect, we laugh 2 hard, we are way 2 loud and make complete fools of ourselves, but doing it 2gether makes us best friends.