Quotes by samantha

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  • If u have a di** then u are a di**

    mi friend jessi told me that, so funny n true

    16 years ago
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  • Summers eve has a new douche`~ made of marryjane, deoderant, and kentucky fried chicken. it leaves women high, dry, & finger lickin good.

    16 years ago
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  • Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!!

    16 years ago
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