***** i doodl 5 stars for 5 wishes
1. i wish you were here
2. i wish your arms were around me
3. i wish it was raining
4. i wish your lips were on mine
and
5. i wish you still loved me*****

1 minute is like 1 hour
2 minutes is 2 long
3 minutes is like 3 weeks
4 minutes is 4 ever
and on the 5th minute?
you come back and everything is okay again

</3i may be broken hearted without you but at least i'm not dead</3

My bf: yea its good luck to tuch a squirrels tail
me: ok...
My bf: *sees a squirrel and chases after it. touches its tail. ends up slipping on the wet grass and falling flat on his face*
me: wasnt so lucky after all, was it?
LOL
tru convo

Things never to say to a cop
-no u assume the position
- ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
-ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
-i swear to drunk occifer im not god

AMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

srry inside joke
jk nikki jk

B: wet down the paper towel so it goes in easier... and soap it up

(famous bathroom quote)

B: i think a paper towel might work... no seriusly just hear me out

(famous bathroom quote)

B: what r u gonna do if some1 comes in her
A: ill just dive into the stall

(famous bathroom quotes)

B: im not gonna throw u down and rape u, i just wanna get up
A: i cant touch u now

(famous bathroom quote)