I finally found my knight in shining armor, my prince charming, my everything... <3

ME: i want to give u everything you want
HIM: but i already have u
<3

a real convo-
thank u baby for giving me something worth living for

HIM: your beautiful
ME: you're crazy
HIM: about you

ily ssssssssoooooooooo much baby!

ME: i dont deserve you
HIM: you deserve better than me... you deserve the world
ME: but you are my world

* real convo*
<3

C: i didnt kno that
B: yea havent u eva heard the saying everything is bigger in texas?
ME: oh i guess ur not from texas baby
MY BF: *sighs and nods* i kno

tru convo

** srry baby i love u!!!!!!!!

An 88 year old virgin goes to the doctor and tells him she has crabs! he said no these arent crabs, they're fruit flies... your cherry has rotten!

B: im not gonna throw u down and rape u, i just wanna get up
A: i cant touch u now

(famous bathroom quote)

B: what r u gonna do if some1 comes in her
A: ill just dive into the stall

(famous bathroom quotes)

B: i think a paper towel might work... no seriusly just hear me out

(famous bathroom quote)

B: wet down the paper towel so it goes in easier... and soap it up

(famous bathroom quote)