B: what r u gonna do if some1 comes in her
A: ill just dive into the stall

(famous bathroom quotes)

B: i think a paper towel might work... no seriusly just hear me out

(famous bathroom quote)

B: wet down the paper towel so it goes in easier... and soap it up

(famous bathroom quote)

AMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

srry inside joke
jk nikki jk

Things never to say to a cop
-no u assume the position
- ur not gonna check the trunk r u?
-ur eyes look a lil glazed have u been eating doughnuts?
-i swear to drunk occifer im not god

I have a bad case of bulimia...
I just always forgot to throw up

not mine but I love it