Quotes by Tanya

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  • Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends." is like your dog died and your mom says "You can still keep it."

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  • Think no one cares you're alive ?
    Try missing a few car payments.

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  • What ages best ? George Clooney.

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  • Women age like fine wine.
    Men age like milk.

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  • I am not the woman your mother warned you about. Her imagination was never that good.

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  • She: Jack, choose ! Me or booze ?
    He: How much booze exactly ?

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  • A girl who knows kung-fu makes guys think twice.

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  • If men break hearts, break their necks.

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  • Sometimes love is like quicksand - the harder you try to get out, the harder it sucks you back in.

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  • Him: Why are you wearing a bra ? Not like you have anything to put in there...
    Her: You wear pants, don't you ?

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