Quotes by xMisSxMassacrEx

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  • Twinkle, twinkle,
    little s!*t.
    Name one guy
    you haven't f&&&ed.

    12 years ago
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  • I work at a vet clinic. When euthanizing a pet, we give you the option of staying in the room with them or leaving.

    Always stay. They look for you once you're gone.

    12 years ago
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  • Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

    12 years ago
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  • I'm powerless and she's well rehearsed.
    Her sober chorus undermines my wasted verse.

    12 years ago
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  • If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised when I find it necessary to put you there.

    12 years ago
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  • Now I cant walk, I cant talk anymore since you walked out the door and now Im stuck living out that night again. Im not falling apart.

    12 years ago
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  • I read once that the ancient Egyptians had 50 words for sand and the Eskimos had 100 words for snow. I wish I had 1,000 words for love, but all that seems to come to mind is the way you move against me when you sleep..

    And there are no words for that.

    12 years ago
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  • Riding in the car to work
    and I'm trying to ignore the hurt.
    So I turned on the radio.
    Stupid song made me think of you.
    I listened to it for minute,
    But I changed it.
    I'm getting a little bit stronger.

    12 years ago
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  • Friend: Have you had your first kiss?
    Me: Yes I have.
    Friend: Your mom doesn't count.
    Me: But yours does.

    12 years ago
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  • A friend knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

    12 years ago
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