Twinkle, twinkle,
little s!*t.
Name one guy
you haven't f&&&ed.

I work at a vet clinic. When euthanizing a pet, we give you the option of staying in the room with them or leaving.

Always stay. They look for you once you're gone.

Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

I'm powerless and she's well rehearsed.
Her sober chorus undermines my wasted verse.

If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised when I find it necessary to put you there.

Now I cant walk, I cant talk anymore since you walked out the door and now Im stuck living out that night again. Im not falling apart.

I read once that the ancient Egyptians had 50 words for sand and the Eskimos had 100 words for snow. I wish I had 1,000 words for love, but all that seems to come to mind is the way you move against me when you sleep..

And there are no words for that.

Riding in the car to work
and I'm trying to ignore the hurt.
So I turned on the radio.
Stupid song made me think of you.
I listened to it for minute,
But I changed it.
I'm getting a little bit stronger.

Friend: Have you had your first kiss?
Me: Yes I have.
Friend: Your mom doesn't count.
Me: But yours does.

A friend knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.