Friend: Happy Birthday! I got you a cake
Me: That's a urinal cake..
Friend: Pee it out and make a wish!
Me: I wish I had better friends..

Don't walk into my life if you intend on walking out.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see; the girl I am isn't me..

I hate two faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

I'm so sick && tired of being sick && tired..

My ex girlfriend called me a pedophile..Pretty big word for an 8 year old.

Been singing for my rent && singing for my supper. I'm above the below && below the upper. I'm stuck in the middle where money gets tight, but I guess I'm doin' alright.

My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity.

Tears have come and tears have gone. My emotional torment still lives on. The scars right here upon my wrist, are what have helped me get through this.

I love your make-up. LOL. Jk. It looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.