Here's to the heart breakers who are so good at hiding all the evidence and pretending all along. Who are you kidding? You don't know what you're missing. Yes I'm fine now, thanks for asking. Here's to the fakers. Here's to the heart breakers.

Cop: You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? Well, we don't. Sign here.

Cop: You didn't know how fast you where going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?

So now you want me to fix everything. But baby, there's so much and so little time to replace the things I've broken, ripped apart and thrown away. You can say that you don't miss me. I think about you everyday.

If I had to choose between you or my dog, I would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.

If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them..

True strength is holding yourself together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

The things people say and do to you says more about them than it does about you.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

I've said it so many times;
"I would change my ways, no never mind."
God knows I've tried..