You're Fat.
Don't try and sugar coat it
Because you'll eat that, too.

Sorry.
I won't be giving you my heart this year,
But I do have another throbbing organ
You might be interested in..

Don't chase them,
Replace them.

If you don't like gay marriage,
Blame straight people.
They're the ones who keep having gay babies.

F**k the price on the tag,
Just throw it in the bag.

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.

And she's so scared to get close to anyone
Because everyone that ever said, "I love you..I'll be there."
Left.

I don't want to be your whole life,
Just your favorite part.