It may be my family's redneck nature
Bringin' out unlady like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I really hate her.
I'll think of a reason later.

That is just so you
Coming back
When I've finally moved on
I'm already gone.

&& He's like an orgasm;
He gives me the feeling that I love,
But it doesn't last very long.

&& It's times like this
Where I just wanna look up at the sky
&& say, "thank you."

I'm not saying I'm battered && bruised,
But I might as well be with the words you used..

Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer
The salt of the earth && a real good dancer
But I really hate her,
I'll think of a reason later.

Be good, or be good at it.

Written on a church sign: You'll never get a busy signal on the prayer line to Heaven.
Written below it: Bullshit, they never answer.

Doctor: Contrary to popular belief, what happens in Vegas, DOESN'T stay in Vegas. You have herpes.

Written on a bathroom stall: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I did your dad.
Written below it: Go home mom, you're drunk.